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FUNNY FACE - If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you like.


TAGS: male pattern baldness challenge
Rating: 3.37/5

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jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 10:26 pm
There is a timmy about...


6TH GRADE FOR FACEPLANT - was a pretty typical year


TAGS: a pattern is developing
Rating: 4.17/5

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agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:48 pm
He meant "typical" in the sense that it was your fourth try at 6th grade.
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 4:26 pm
Hey now, cmon! They had to remove that thing after my incident, they found that the springs were not to code when placed in a playground where helmet kids such as myself might play on them!


THAT'S A MOIRE -


TAGS: pattern crankyhead
Rating: 4.7/5

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pzykosiz - January 20, 2011, 5:07 am
bit of theme today crank's?


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: maybe next time we can try a little diamond cut pattern
Rating: 2.79/5

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BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 1:02 pm
LMAO...
MO - August 30, 2009, 1:02 pm
anyone with devils, jets or giants jerseys on. I'm not even exaggerating. EVERYONE!!! I'm in Beagle hell!!!
MO - August 30, 2009, 1:00 pm
You hush your fingers Bone!! Smater of fact now I've got to wash my eyes out!! Actually it's really strange. South Jersey where she is may as well be Philladelphia. They are ALL Flyers, Eagles and Phillies fans. We go out all the time and never see....
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:53 pm
If Nik is a Jersey Girl you would think that she would be a Giants Fan.
MO - August 30, 2009, 12:47 pm
Exit O Baby!!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:45 pm
*hmmm, she is a Jersey Girl* say what!
MO - August 30, 2009, 12:41 pm
MOtel? Never! She belongs in a h**el!!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:38 pm
I would think that Nik was that "Jersey Girl" at the MOtel
MO - August 30, 2009, 12:32 pm
Hard sayin, not Knowing!!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:01 pm
Wasn't that the gal at the no-tell-MOtel
Haarakkon - August 30, 2009, 11:53 am
No idea on that one, but a cursory search came up with hits on Guernsey Maids.
MO - August 30, 2009, 11:46 am
Where the hell am I getting "jersey maids" though. That's the burning question I've got. The **** that floats around in my head.....wow.
Haarakkon - August 30, 2009, 11:28 am
Angus / Charolais "hybrids" will also result in a black and white cow. Typically those cattle are black with white colorings, though.
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 10:33 am
Look at them nice tight straight rows, eH!
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:51 am
Holsteins are the proper name for your black and white mooooers. I'm positive that "jersey maids" are the nickname for them to, but can't find anything. Anyone got some mooooore info? Muuler? Muuler?? Anyone?
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:48 am
So I'm still researching Jersey Maid cows. I coulda swore that they were the Black and white ones. Turns out I'm nuckinfutz. So my comment about jersey girls was also aimed at my squirrel, who lives in....Jersey.
Sean - August 30, 2009, 2:01 am
*gasp*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 2:01 am
freudooooooooooo....Sean's a big fan of the Oedipus theory.
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 1:59 am
Weirdooooooo....
Doctor Sigmund Sean - August 30, 2009, 1:48 am
And yet *strokes chin* you put a qvestion marks on ze endz of zat zentence. Verwy interestink, no?
Nik - August 30, 2009, 1:42 am
AK...I couldn't agree more. I love MO to death, but I am constantly confused by him. Now that I think of it, I think it's part of the charm for me?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 1:31 am
So now it matters what colour I am?....Shame on you MO....You should be more open minded.
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 1:26 am
MO confuses a lot of people...
Nik - August 30, 2009, 1:25 am
To explain something that most people do not know...the only black and white cows are called jersey cows or jersey milk cows. Something along those lines? MO can tell you the whole story. I was a little confused myself. Still not sure right now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 1:03 am
So...I'm a girl and from Jersey?.......It's on MO (you're still cool Nik.)
Nik - August 29, 2009, 7:52 pm
d*** straight!!!
MO - August 29, 2009, 5:28 pm
Jersey girls! Multi talented!!


AERODYNAMIC PHYSICS EXPLAINED -


TAGS: flying geese flight pattern
Rating: 4.18/5

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Airman - February 10, 2011, 5:32 pm
lol


Hiatus -


TAGS: tv test pattern discipline kids
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - January 16, 2016, 8:27 pm

I think this image went away around the same time as avocodo green rotary phones.
GaryO - December 3, 2015, 1:38 pm
yeah...and at eleven the little white dot that would finally disappear, took awhile....just like kids


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